A message to our visitors
when visiting Park Lane
we’ve some safety do’s & don’ts
which we’ll now explain
we want to keep you safe
so we must make you aware
that when it comes to safety
it’s a duty that we share
and while you enjoy the Cricket
and the bar and view
you won’t need reminding
your kids belong to you
so while the Cricket is in progress
and your children want to play
please make sure your children
are keeping out the way
as the Cricket ball can hurt
as the Cricket ball is hard
so please make sure you parents
are keeping up your guard
and the Club have some equipment
scattered round the grounds
like the Covers, Nets and Sightscreens
that are “Out of Bounds”
and though it may be obvious
we’ll say it all the same
there are of course Spectators
who want to watch the game
so just a quick reminder
if we can be so bold
please make sure your children
are doing as they’re told
and the steps to the Pavilion
please keep them nice and clear
for we don’t mind spilling catches
but we don’t like spilling beer
and ‘though it may seem we’re nagging
when you’re visiting our ground
our Health and Safety message
is to keep you safe and sound